Be Afraid of Republicans

on Wednesday, April 15, 2009

A few days ago the Department of Homeland Security released a report warning the public of the dangers of "right-wing extremists". Pay no attention to the fact that the report fails to list any specific reasons as to why we should be afraid of right-wingers. On the contrary, the report even specifially states "The DHS/Office of Intelligence and Analysis (I&A) has no specific information that domestic right-wing terrorists are currently planning acts of violence..." Also pay no attention to the fact that this report came from one Janet Napolitano, a woman with a personal vendetta for Republicans. So if you see no bias in a report submitted by a republican-hater which contains no specific evidence about why you need to be afraid of us, then by all means be afraid. Be very afraid.

Meh. I assume that part of that report was making referrence to instances like these tea-parties, for example, currently happening across the fruited plain. Look, if Republicans want to peacefully protest taxes while their government spends themselves into oblivion, that is well within their constitutional rights. In fact, I have yet to see any reports of any damage to personal property caused by a single one of these tea-parties. Nevertheless, this whole thing has been shamefully slanted by the mainstream media. For example, when leftist group ALF released flocks of herds not beloning to them, the media has no problem with it. When leftist group PETA vandalized fur coat stores, the media looked the other way. When leftist group ELF burned down an entire new home development becuase they used wood to build houses, the media barely covered it.

...But when Republicans gather to protest Barack Obama's wasteful spending, and all while he asks for more of the public's money so he can waste it even further, well:

When this country's founders threw the first tea party to protest taxes, it was hailed for years and years as one of the greatest moments in American history. But now when people throw a tea party to protest taxes, media nitwits come out to bash them and label them as unpatriotic. My, how far we've come...