Are Your Kids Not Watching Enough TV?

on Tuesday, February 10, 2009

...Well scientists have come up with the perfect solution: Television integrated right into everyone's contact lenses!

Televisions could be fitted into contact lenses within ten years, according to analysts...

The sets would be powered by the viewer's body heat, according to Ian Pearson, a so-called "futurologist" who has advised leading companies including BT on new technologies.

Mr Pearson told the Daily Mail he believed that channels could be changed by voice command or via a wave of the hand....

"We could even get to the point where we'll be able to immerse ourselves in a football game, making it feel like you're running alongside your favorite player or berating the ref," the report added.
Nothing helps a kid with ADHD concentrate during math class better than by embedding Spongebob Squarepants right into his eye sockets before he leaves for school each morning.

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