I See Dead People

on Thursday, March 20, 2008

Despite that fact that Osama Bin Laden's cronies released yet another Osama audio tape yesterday, I'm more convinced than ever that he's pushing up daisies somewhere.

3 Reasons:

1) The audio makes no mention of the 5 year anniversary of the Iraq war

2) The audio makes no mention of the upcoming Geert Wilders’s "exposing Islam" film, which has most Islamic fascists outraged

3) All he talks about is the Mohammed cartoons... which are almost three years old now. In fact, he adds, "despite your publishing of the insulting drawings, you haven't seen any reaction from the one and a half billion Muslims".

Ummm, there have been numerous recent protests concerning the cartoons, and there was even a recent assassination attempt on the man who drew them. No reaction, you say??

Besides, why would he release an audio tape on the 5th anniversary of the Iraq war...that doesn't mention the 5th anniversary of the Iraq war? Just curious.

This, along with the fact that he keeps referencing events that happened 2006 or earlier, leads me to agree with Rusty Shackleford:

This is old audio... As Sahab must have been embarrassed that they had nothing to offer the world on this the anniversary of the invasion of Iraq, so they hurriedly released an old audio they had lying around. The fact that there was no accompanying banner is evidence that they threw this together last minute.
So why couldn't As Sahab release more recent audio from Bin Laden? Simple. Becuase he's not alive to record it.