Advice to Barack: Tell Your Wife to Go Home

on Friday, February 22, 2008

Michelle Obama thinks that since her husband is "The Messiah" she and her husband get to play God with your Constitutional rights:

Michelle: Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism... Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.
Seriously, Michelle, what's your deal? Nowhere in the Constitution or Bill of Rights does it give the President (or his wife, for that matter) the power or authorization to demand anyone shed their cynicism or force themselves out of a usual, comfortable life.

But her mouth doesn't stop there. Remember how she isn't proud of her country? And how she's publicly refusing to show us her thesis on the black community? Well now she also thinks that every single woman in America is suffering beyond comprehension:

My life now is not really that much different from many of yours... Every woman that I know, regardless of race, education, income, background, political affiliation, is struggling to keep her head above water.
Every woman you know, Michelle?? How 'bout this one?

I'm sure your friend, Ms. Billionaire Winfrey is "struggling to keep her head above water". As well as your old Harvard professors, your snooty friends from your rich neighborhood, you mother, and every other woman you've ever met. What a tough life you all have.

My advice to Mr. Obama: Maybe it's time to bench your wife for a while. She's not helping your campaign. Maybe you could send her back to your $1.6 million dollar Chicago home where she can "struggle to keep her head above water" on your annual $1 million dollar salary.



UPDATE: Finally. Feeling pressure, the Obamas have released Michelle's thesis. I don't see why that was so hard...

Spoiler: Surprise, it's about racism! Who woulda thought...

2 comments:

ehcook530 said...

Out here in the south people are referring to Obama as "The anti-Christ"

allisonlaurel said...

This election freaks me out. I don't really like anyone who is still in the race, but least of all Obama. Have you seen his spending plan? I about peed my pants! America cannot afford him. Oh, and you should read the book "Liberal Fascism" by Jonah Goldberg...everyone should.