Hillary Clinton Sucks

on Thursday, January 24, 2008

Hillary Clinton’s demagoguery has reached a new high, and her campaign has now become the most sexist in American history. Hillary has abundantly played the gender card when it suits her purposes, but then when she’s called to the table on it, she cries (literally) and whines that “the boys are ganging up on her…” Pathetic. Check out the following recent examples of Hillary’s campaign for women president:

1) This is Hillary speaking at an “all-women” liberal arts college. She addressed the students claiming that a victory for her would be a victory for women everywhere. But wait a second, I’m a man. Does that mean a win for Hillary is a NON-victory for males everywhere? Are women the only gender to benefit from Hillary’s possible tenure in the White House? Is this even about being president anymore, Hillary?.. Or is this just some ultra-feminist 'women’s rights' stunt? One of the sexist students at the college was proudly quoted saying, "If you're a woman, you vote for Hillary because of what it means to women everywhere."

Oh, I see, so this election isn’t even about voting for the best qualified person to be the most powerful figure in the world during a time of war; it’s just about women’s rights, dude! Girl power!

Exit question: If this is supposed to be an all-girls college, then why are there a bunch of males in the picture above? Can you say “photo op”

2) Woo! Read this uber man-hating excerpt taken from an ornery female reporter at the HuffPo:

I am so tired of pink men bombing brown children and rationalizing it as fighting terrorism. I am so tired of pink men telling women (of all colors) what to do with their wombs--which connect with their brains--in case you forgot. I am so tired of pink men telling us we should stay in Iraq for generations. I am so tired of pink men buying bombs and cheating schools. I am so tired of pink men having wives who stand behind them and nod sagely on television. I am so tired of pink men expecting that someone--a brown, black, yellow or white woman--will trail behind them changing light bulbs, taking out garbage, washing laundry, keeping food in the house, taking care of kids of all ages, of parents of all ages. I am so tired of pink men whose wives double or triple the family income thinking they can spend it without doing a damn thing at home. I am so tired of pink men spouting nonsense on TV. I am so tired of pink men arguing, blathering, bloviating, predicting the future--usually wrongly--and telling women to shut up. I am so sick of hearing that another pink man has dropped his children out a window, off a bridge or killed his pregnant wife or killed his unpregnant wife because he was infatuated with another pregnant woman. I am so sick of pink men making war and talking about peace. I am so sick of pink men appointing their mediocre cronies to judgeships, to political advisors, to cushy jobs, to columns in the paper, to multimillion-dollar posts as CEOS or actors (while the actresses make less) or producers or writers or newsreaders or talk show bloviators or supposedly sage counselors at law. I am so tired of pink men. And by the way some brown men and tan men and wheaten men do these things too.
Holy crap! Get this woman some Ritalin and get her husband into a bomb shelter, stat! This is what the feminist Hillary campaign has created! Well, she’s right, I suppose. I mean women never commit any crimes at all. There are no female inmates in prison. Thousands of women don’t kill babies each year and call it ‘abortion’. And there never existed people like Indira Gandhi, Golda Meir, Attila the Hun, Joan of Arc, Margaret Thatcher, or the thousands of Sunni women who purposely raise their children up to be bombs. Sheesh. Look, I’m not some chauvinistic male, but there’s a point where this whole pro-women thing gets out of hand and offensive to the other side. Electing a female president wouldn’t change any of this.

3) As MM notes, this sexist video from Chelsea Clinton and America Ferrera is GUARANTEED to lower your IQ:

"My gosh, like, this is a woman running for president."

Like, totally!

4) In Vegas last week, Hillary went door to door in a poor illegal-immigrant-filled Hispanic neighborhood in an attempt to muster up some votes from the illegals. But, wait… they can’t vote, silly!

Here’s some humorous excerpts from an article concerning her visit to the neighborhood:

[One man] told Clinton how his wife, Elizabeth, a housekeeper on the Strip, was barely supporting the family single-handedly while he was unable to work for two months because of an operation. "We're sort of struggling," he said. "We're getting there, but you have to be strong to make it."
Then Hillary, who has a net worth of $35 million, just got up and left their home, offering no financial assistance to the ‘needy’ family. But she wants you to know that she really does care about the little people. Really.

Then she said this:

"I think we're slipping toward a recession," she said. "A couple of people that I met on the street, they work in construction. They tell me it's slowed down."
Stop the presses! A couple of construction workers said work has slowed down! That MUST mean we’re headed to a recession. After all, construction workers know more than anybody about the economy and global markets. This must be fact!

In broken English, one woman told Clinton how she wasn't making money as a broker anymore.
Well then maybe you should learn English! I personally find that I do business much better when I can speak the language of the people I’m doing business with…

A man shouted through an opening in the wall that his wife was illegal. "No woman is illegal," Clinton said, to cheers.
Once again with the woman pandering! Hillary, listen carefully, crossing the border without documentation IS illegal. And the fact that you don’t want to uphold that law casts serious doubts about your foreign policy. You're a lawyer and a politician for heaven's sake, isn't it your job to uphold the law? And another thing, weren’t you the one who said this to a previous audience:

"If they committed a crime…we have to deport them immediately, no questions asked, no legal process. You put them on a plane to wherever they came from."

Is this one a flip or a flop, I’ve lost track.

5) Speaking of Hispanic workers, Hill had a classic foot-in-mouth moment just a day or two ago. Speaking to an all-Hispanic crowd she said:

She told the crowd that she is going to need their help cleaning up the White House and suggested they bring their brooms and vacuum cleaners to help.
I always knew that Hillary was an idiot, but a racist who spews stereotypes?.. That's a new one.

6) And finally, economists have been buzzing about Clinton’s "solution" to the housing market slump. At the Nevada debate Hillary proclaimed:

I have a plan - a moratorium on foreclosures for 90 days [and] freezing interest rates for five years, which I think we should do immediately.
Does this girl even think before she speaks? Or was this just some stupid whim that entered her head on the spot? Have you every taken an economics class before, Hillary?

Stopping foreclosures for 90 days and freezing interest rates for 5 years would decimate the housing industry and have a devastating effect on the entire economy. Delaying foreclosures would cripple a major part of the banking industry (which is already in trouble) by severely slowing their revenue, and it would only prevent the inevitable – the people would simply lose their homes 90 days later anway. And freezing rates for 5 years would force banks to raise rates well above 8% on mortgages and other loans. Global pension and mutual fund investors would pull their capital from the housing market and place it elsewhere where it would be more profitable – a move which would further wound the banking industry. With a decreased ability to buy a house, home values would plummet. With negative equity, many homeowners would be forced into foreclosure – the opposite effect of what Hillary says would happen.

And this is the woman who wants to be your president.

PS - And if that’s not enough of Hillary for you, there’s more here, here, and here.


Thomas said...

Good stuff. I would much rather have Obama convert us all to his Trinity United Church of Christ and their "expression of a Black worship" and "non-negotiable commitment to Africa" than let Queen of the Hill run this country for another 4, or, gulp, 8 years.

When is Jesus coming back to earth, anyways? I'll bet He'd be a good leader.

Anonymous said...

All I can say is that she isn't winning me over and won't no matter what other work she has done on her face and lies she says. She seems to be very disingenuous and staged in everything she says and does. I agree, she sucks.