Today is Opposite Day

on Sunday, July 15, 2007

Much of our country seems to have their mentality about terrorism completely backwards. Here are just a few recent examples of this phenomenon that I have been quite perplexed with:

1) Rosie O'Donnell - Rosie makes it so easy for me to pick on her. Recently she posted pictures on her blog with her daughter dressed as an Islamic militant stating that she thought it was "funny." Oops, I'm sorry, I almost forgot that the inhumane crimes executed by those same Islamic extremists you mimic are hilarious - Good one, Rosie!! Later she was forced to backtrack her intended 'statement to America' (as she usually does) by saying that her daughter was simply "dressing up." If that were true, then why is her daughter posing like a terrorist? Funny you say?...

Speaking of jokes, she also became the laughingstock of late night TV when she stated a while back that "radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America"... Could that statement be any more wrong? Rosie, I'm sure you're just bitter that most Christian religions won't allow you to marry, but calling Christianity "just as threatening" is about as backwards as it gets. As I have already mentioned before, certain progressives like Rosie O'Donnell would be wise to remember that homosexuals (like Rosie) are to be punished by death according to Islamic law! Ironic, isn't it? Since when do Christians mandate such a law, Rosie?

Another thought on O'Donnell: Several times she has called all Americans "terrorists" while simultaneously calling Al Qaeda soldiers "heroes" as well as "brave men, women, and children." Congratulations, Rosie, you've got it backwards once again! Look, if we Americans are such terrible people, why don't you just pack up and move off to Afghanistan to live with the "brave heroes" Rosie? It's becoming ever more apparent that you just shoot your mouth off because you're addicted to publicity.

Unfortunately, a handful of liberal pundits attempt to defend every retarded word that exits her fat mouth.

2) Hollywood - Hollywood is notorious for slanting left. I'm constantly amused by how involved in politics many actors and actresses are, when they themselves clearly don't understand the most basic principles from PoliSci 101. In fact, almost all of these individuals have no particular expertise, education, or experience in the areas in which they become “spokespersons” and recent info has shown that most of these celebrities have no more than a high school diploma.

In the recent past, scores of celebrities have joined the Hollywood bandwagon (more like paddy wagon) of "impeach Bush" while defiantly proclaiming their "knowledge" on topics like terrorism and global warming. Let's see how backwards and hypocritical some of their "knowledge" is:

Cameron Diaz -
In 2004 Diaz appeared on Oprah and clumsily worded the phrase, "Women have so much to lose... I mean, we could lose the right to our bodies. If you think rape should be legal then don't vote. But if you think you have a right to your body and you have a right to say what happens to you and fight off that danger of losing that, then you should vote." Brilliant.

While it's perfectly fine that Diaz acts as an 'activist' for women and hates rape, she should have thought twice before she dressed herself on a recent trip to Peru. While visiting Machu Picchu in the Andes, Diaz was spotted wearing a purse with the phrase "Serve the People" written in Chinese - perhaps the Chinese Communist leader Mao's most famous political slogan. But wait Cameron, weren't Mao's policies the exact OPPOSITE of what you were campaigning on Oprah earlier? After all, the Maoist Shining Path insurgency brought Peru to edge of chaos in the late 80s/early 90s with a campaign of massacres, assassinations, bombings... AND RAPE! Nearly 70,000 people, including tens of thousands of women, died in the struggle. Here is one more example of Hollywood's "do as I say, not as I wear" ideology.

Let's continue. Here is one more example of Hollywood's constant stream of political fashion blunders...

Kirsten Dunst -
Hollywood idiot Kirsten Dunst proclaims that she is obsessed with the Democratic party and is an outspoken opponent of both war and the Bush administration. Yet she was just featured in Teen Vogue wearing a new 'Breezy Global-Chic Scarf.' What you didn't know was that this 'chic scarf' is actually a kaffiyeh, originally a Palestinian symbol of terrorism and intifada. Way to go Dunst! Nothing says you're an opponent of war more than wearing the original terrorist scarf! Once again, Hollywood preaches one thing, and then imprudently prances around helping to endorse the very thing they supposedly preach against. They've got it all wrong once again.

**In light of all this, Dunst remains a member of Democratic Party supporter Richard Blackwell's fabulous, best-dressed fashion list. Unbelievable**

Danny Glover -
Mr. Glover, along with many other Hollywood nitwits, has signed a letter supporting Communist dictator Fidel Castro and has been an outspoken supporter of Venezuelan president Hugo Chávez! Why?!? Although Chávez has tried to conceal the evidence, the U.S. News & World Report, as well as numerous U.S. government officials, claim that the Chávez administration allows alleged terrorist organizations to operate within Venezuela's borders, including both the anti-American Hamas and Hezbollah, as well as Al-Gama'a al-Islamiyya. Whose side are these Hollywood stars really on?! Hmm, supporting dictators that support anti-American terrorist organizations - they really do have it completely backwards, don't they?! I think Forrest Gump’s momma said it best when she said, “Stupid is as stupid does.”

3) Professors and so-called 'Educators' - Just because Pink Floyd said, "we don’t need no education" doesn't mean that we actually need to implement the idea. Just yesterday British newspapers reported that schools will no longer be teaching about Winston Churchill, but rather will replace the curriculum with teachings on global warming and GM foods... (I'm speechless) ...Churchill, voted the greatest ever Briton and is quite arguably considered one of the saviors of WWII, will no longer be taught in the public classroom. Both Gandhi and Martin Luther King were also removed from the curriculum. Nice move! There's no better way to battle both the fascist Islamic ideology and the terrorist forces that haunt the streets of the UK than to stop teaching about Churchill and start teaching about global warming and GM foods. Backwards again. No wonder Al Qaeda is reportedly gaining strength...

4) Political Correctness - Why is our media so afraid of calling people what they really are? It seems that lately people are scared to say the word 'terrorist' and instead use the more politically correct term 'insurgent.' Oh, I'm sorry. We don't want to hurt the little terrorists' feelings now, do we? Give me a break! If a man straps a bomb to his chest and runs into a market with the sole purpose of getting the largest body count he can, that man is a terrorist. Not a 'freedom fighter.' Not a 'revolutionary.' Not an 'insurgent.' A terrorist. Unfortunately, both our media and our politicians fail to see how nice they are to the very people who have sworn an oath to kill them. And based on the latest intelligence that an attack is coming before the end of the summer, I hope they learn it soon.