Rosie's Meltdown

on Tuesday, May 29, 2007

"655,000 Iraqi civilians had died. Who are the terrorists?"

Is it just me, or has Rosie O'Donnell lost it?! Last week she stopped showing up for work because her little feelings were hurt when Elisabeth actually stood up for her for once. So here I've decided to break down Rosie's breakdown:

Within the last few months, Rosie has belittled the Bush administration daily demanding that we remove our presence in Iraq. She's called the President of the United States, as well as you and I, terrorists. She has called our troops "murderers" while simultaneously calling Al-Qaida operatives "innocent" men, women, and children. Hmm, sounds a little backwards doesn't it? It gets worse. Several months ago she said "radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam..." I have a question for you, Rosie: How many Catholic bishops do you know that walk into your neighborhood Starbucks with a bomb strapped to their chest yelling "Allahu Akbar" as they blow themselves up, taking hundreds of innocent people with them? Just as threatening,
you say? (Also, isn't your homosexuality punishable by death according to Islamic law, Rosie?)

And why is it that a godless, democratic, non-christian, (and now unemployed) lesbian is the opinion voice for a population where 99% don't agree with her aforementioned life choices. That's like making Santa Claus the spokesman for Hanukkah. Still think Rosie is a moral person? Well then I suggest you check out this link where Rosie admits to drunk driving on a frequent basis:

Rosie's final eruption on 'The View' happened last week when she accused Elisabeth of not standing up for her (Rosie's) retarded and thoughtless terrorism remark at the top of this posting. Why should she? After all, it was Rosie who said it, not Elisabeth. Rosie has made numerous outrageous comments that are neither pertinent nor relevant. This time it finally caught her in the butt.

Mike's prediction: Rosie O'Donnell will get her own TV show where she'll get to bash anyone and anything good and holy. But ultimately she will make a comment so out of bounds, so offensive, and so blatantly irresponsible that her ratings will plummet and her show will be cancelled, just like her last one.